Most crazy email spam topic ever

[Ereviewguide]

Got this in my inbox some time ago....clearly spam but read what it's about:

Subject: FREE HEROIN SHIPPING!

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free. Everebody welcome, but not US citizens, sorry. ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.

Please contact: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
PHONE XXXXXXXXXXX
FAX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Afghanistan

U.S. citizens can't order some Tomahawks....sad.

Got an even better one, please post.

[Neo]

Wow, that is crazy!

No I can't match that.